jeez!

[nebulia]

Was randomly hanging out in the HP fanfic archive on FFN and thus, was fiddling around with the character settings and seeing what random shit was out there.

And was absolutely horrified that there was no Myrtle/Neville ficcage out there.

Naturally, I just decided that that was the best crack! pairing in the HP fandom just now, but still! No one else has come to this wonderful conclusion? The shame!

I will, obviously, have to add to the lackingness of NevilleMyrtle. I may have to make an icon. XP

It is time for my crack! pairings to take over the world! I'm still working on KamatariMisao and TomoeSano for RK.

Yes, TomoeSano. That is the ultimate of opposites attracting, right there.

XD

Yeah, I'm kinda cxrazy right now.

nebulia out.

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[nebulia.livejournal.com]

I fully accept all blame. XD

Hey, I'm excited for it, so what does that say about me?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Ron walked briskly through the forest. He really didn’t want to be here, but… well… Hermione had asked him to feed Grawp and he said he’d do it, giant spiders or no.

“Well, well, well,” a horrible voice said from behind him, “Hagrid’s friend. All alone, in the middle of the forest.”


That's all you get. I can't write this...it's too disturbing/odd/dear god woman what have you gotten me into?

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

The truth? I am out to ruin your life. So sorry.

The other truth? I might get squicked out anyway, no matter how much it entertains me. It's rather squicky. Not to mention the logistics of the thing...*shuddershudder*

Oh, my. That's a disturbing mental picture.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

STOP THINKING ABOUT IT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SHINY PUPPIES LALALA AND DRACO AND HARRY RIDING A BROOMSTICK TOGETHER IN FIERY PASSION...ok, I'm better now.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Bow-chika-bow-wow.

Crack! pairing number 498: Sirius/Hagrid. But there's a catch: it would only work on the flying motorbike. While it was flying.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

XD

How about Cho/tissue? Someone suggested that to me at one point.

It's canon, that's the sad part.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Confirm. And they say JKR doesn't do crack pairings. My ass. You're right, that is SO canon.

Fat Lady/Violet's canon too.

Best part of DH: Trelawney dumping crystal balls on the death eaters.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

YES

Also? Rowena Ravenclaw/Helga Hufflepuff. "And Thene Did Rowena Touche Helga Tendyrly Where No Manne Had Beene."

Or whatever it was.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! I forgot about that--I remember going, "Hey, wait a minute...FEMSLASH!"

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Hahaha

I need to reread Shoebox.

The plan is I reread all seven books, then I go through Shoebox and eventually they update!

Where are you in it, by the way? Finished?

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Haha...I wish. I was away all weekend for the most part, and had family in town until today, so I've been on for maybe twn or fifteen minutes at a time at most since last week. I'm getting somwehere, but very slowly. I'm about halfway through part 8 right now...I think...

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Ooooh fun! What happens in that part?

On a completely unrelated note, I'm writing a Shoebox like fic for the next generation!

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Oh, nope...halfway through part seven. They're discussing the map still (Sirius And Remus, I mean). I forgot I had to reread part six because I've read about ten books in the past two weeks and was mixing everything up. There was a giant crossover in my miiiiind.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Haha, I know how that is.

I kept wanting people to use X-ray vision in action flicks after my concentrated dose of Smallville.