jeez!

[nebulia]

Was randomly hanging out in the HP fanfic archive on FFN and thus, was fiddling around with the character settings and seeing what random shit was out there.

And was absolutely horrified that there was no Myrtle/Neville ficcage out there.

Naturally, I just decided that that was the best crack! pairing in the HP fandom just now, but still! No one else has come to this wonderful conclusion? The shame!

I will, obviously, have to add to the lackingness of NevilleMyrtle. I may have to make an icon. XP

It is time for my crack! pairings to take over the world! I'm still working on KamatariMisao and TomoeSano for RK.

Yes, TomoeSano. That is the ultimate of opposites attracting, right there.

XD

Yeah, I'm kinda cxrazy right now.

nebulia out.

Comments

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

...

You are so weird. And I'm saying this.

Also, it is not the best crack paring out there! Albus Severus/Scorpius is! Haven't you read any of the AS/S crack out there?

Oh that pun will get so old...

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Wow...a crack pairing between someone who featured in five pages and someone who didn't speak in a 3000-page septilogy (new made up word!)...I have no words, though yes, I have read some stuff out there.

And yeah, I am so weird. I love totally off-the-wall crack pairings. AS/S is sort of plausible in a slasher's world, given the talk Harry gave Albus at the end and also the enmity of their fathers (Wonder who Malfoy's wife is, by the way...I'm voting Hannah Abbott, in honor of my first crack!ship ever...). So AS/S just isn't good enough for me. I need something like...oh...let's see...Charlie/Lily or something, because I like the weirdest pairings. XD

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I saw a Moody/Harry fic once.

And several pairings involving the Giant Squid.

And if we really want crack? I saw a Dobby/Dumbledore R rated fanart once.

I really, really wish I could erase that image.

So there.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

I wrote a Dumbledore/Kreacher fic after HBP came out.

I had had ten Red Bulls in the space of about 8 hours...it ended up getting deleted when my computer went on the fritz, thank god.

And the Giant Squid is totally game. Tentacle rape, anyone?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Of course.

After Equus...Harry/Thestral?

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Oh, confirm.

HagridGrawp, of course. And Aragog/Ron.

And a Death Eater Orgy. It started out as Bella/Rodolphus/Voldemort in my head, but then I threw in Peter and Narcissa, and then Lucius had to join, and then I was just like, "Fuck it," and Death Eater HQ has just become this big S&M club in my mind. You know that's what they do there.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Dude...Death Eater Orgy is canon.

Aragog/Ron is just asking for some sort of odd crack darkfic.

...is it so terrible that I now want to write that?

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

I am totally in support of you writing Aragog/Ron darkfic. Because it would be great. So, no, not wrong at all.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Oh god...I'm gonna do it now. And I'm blaming you in big letters at the top.

Dear god...

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

I fully accept all blame. XD

Hey, I'm excited for it, so what does that say about me?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Ron walked briskly through the forest. He really didn’t want to be here, but… well… Hermione had asked him to feed Grawp and he said he’d do it, giant spiders or no.

“Well, well, well,” a horrible voice said from behind him, “Hagrid’s friend. All alone, in the middle of the forest.”


That's all you get. I can't write this...it's too disturbing/odd/dear god woman what have you gotten me into?

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

The truth? I am out to ruin your life. So sorry.

The other truth? I might get squicked out anyway, no matter how much it entertains me. It's rather squicky. Not to mention the logistics of the thing...*shuddershudder*

Oh, my. That's a disturbing mental picture.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

STOP THINKING ABOUT IT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SHINY PUPPIES LALALA AND DRACO AND HARRY RIDING A BROOMSTICK TOGETHER IN FIERY PASSION...ok, I'm better now.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Bow-chika-bow-wow.

Crack! pairing number 498: Sirius/Hagrid. But there's a catch: it would only work on the flying motorbike. While it was flying.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

XD

How about Cho/tissue? Someone suggested that to me at one point.

It's canon, that's the sad part.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Confirm. And they say JKR doesn't do crack pairings. My ass. You're right, that is SO canon.

Fat Lady/Violet's canon too.

Best part of DH: Trelawney dumping crystal balls on the death eaters.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

YES

Also? Rowena Ravenclaw/Helga Hufflepuff. "And Thene Did Rowena Touche Helga Tendyrly Where No Manne Had Beene."

Or whatever it was.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! I forgot about that--I remember going, "Hey, wait a minute...FEMSLASH!"

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Hahaha

I need to reread Shoebox.

The plan is I reread all seven books, then I go through Shoebox and eventually they update!

Where are you in it, by the way? Finished?

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Haha...I wish. I was away all weekend for the most part, and had family in town until today, so I've been on for maybe twn or fifteen minutes at a time at most since last week. I'm getting somwehere, but very slowly. I'm about halfway through part 8 right now...I think...

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Ooooh fun! What happens in that part?

On a completely unrelated note, I'm writing a Shoebox like fic for the next generation!

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Oh, nope...halfway through part seven. They're discussing the map still (Sirius And Remus, I mean). I forgot I had to reread part six because I've read about ten books in the past two weeks and was mixing everything up. There was a giant crossover in my miiiiind.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Haha, I know how that is.

I kept wanting people to use X-ray vision in action flicks after my concentrated dose of Smallville.

[summoner-lenne9.livejournal.com]

My fav fic in existence has Tomoe/Sano, I kid you not.

And wow, that IS crack. I was trying to think up the most crack pairing ever in HP... I can come up with weirder than that though, I tell you.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can definitely think up odder things...Kreacher/Dumbledore, for example, off the top of my head (the first two characters that popped into my mind)...ewww...I don't even want to think about the logistics of that.

And what is this favorite fic of yours? I want the Tomoe/Sano!

[summoner-lenne9.livejournal.com]

Oh god, ewwww.

This fic would be the series of fics called, respectively, "Swordsmen" "A Life Lived" "Walk Not Alone" and "A Rurouni Goes to College" well, A Life Lived is suppoed to go first, but it's not done, so, ya. Which is a RK/Highlander crossover, AND WORKS. Anyway, Tomoe and Sano's reincarnations get together for a bit then split up (so Sano can get with Megumi's reincarnation) but apparently there was some past history of other past lives bewteen them where they were married, so, ya. It's not over abudant, like, it's not the point of the fic- but ya, it's in there. It amused me gratly.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah...I've been following that. I was super-happy about that, but sad they broke up. But then, I suppose it's okay...reincarnations aren't the same people, for the most part (hence Kenshin's recent angst concerning Carrie, and, in another fandom, some of Inuyasha's angst concerning Kikyo and Kagome).

On another note, reincarnation fics bother me in the RK fandom, because reincarnations are often the exact same person they were in a previous life, with the same name and all, which is ridiculous if you ask me. I do like L. Mouse's idea of reincarnations, since they're very much different people, but they carry similar spirits (well, the same spirit, but you know what I mean).

Seriously, though. I am going to write a Tomoe/Sano fic. Featuring that pairing. It's going to happen. It'll have to be an AU, I think...

[summoner-lenne9.livejournal.com]

I agree on reincarnations, the only one I've ever read actually is 'Forever Mine' (despite a few sentances of this one HORRIBLE fic I'm trying to FORGET...) and I was like "And they're re-born with the sames names and everything WHY?"

Super duper yay for another Swordsmen fan. Actually, I don't like Swordsmen very much itself, but that fic is the only thing keeping me to the RK fandom.

OMG, I'VE COMPLETLY FORGOTTEN TO CHECK FOR ANY NEW FICS! Oh, whatever. *Harry Potter mode* Damn, trying to find a good fic in there is like, TORTURE.

Don't speak of Inuyasha, thank you, :).

But yesh, I agree that the reincarnations of characters and different but the same are great, but I have a feeling I can never watch Highlander now because whenever I look it up my inital reaction is "Where's Kenshin?"

And, I will have to read this fic of yours! Not usually one for crack couples (it's bad, since crack has all the best stories) but, yesh.

I need to finish my stories. I probably have around 20-or-so half done fics, one of which is completed and needs editing, hmm...

Rant, sorry.

[nebulia.livejournal.com]

I didn't really like Swordsmen itself, and I haven't like A Life Lived much, either, but I kept reading because I wanted to know what happened anyway. And I enjoyed/am enjoying both sequels. A lot.

Though I was bothered by Forever Mine, it was a good story, so I read it, too.

I haven't watched Highlander in years. I really need to, but none of my channels ever have it.

And I definitely need to finish a story or two...I have a promising one, but it's looking rather epic right now, and I really need to buckle down and outline it (which I never do) because it's very complex in my head and I have no idea what's going on.